Funny Quotes
Hi , are you searching for funny quotes ? we have 20 Funny Quotes to fill your day with fun and laugh . you can share them with your friends and family to make them laugh .
Top 20 Funny Quotes
- "There is no vaccine against stupidity."
- "High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed"
- “If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?”
- "You are so old, your birth-certificate expired."
- "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
- “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”
- "I live to laugh, and I laugh to live."
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed."
- “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor"
- " I Believe That Laughing Is The Best Calorie Burner"
- " I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose"
- " Laughter is the shortest distance between two people"
- " I live to laugh, and I laugh to live."
- "It is bad to suppress laughter it goes back down to your hips.
- "If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
- “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”
- "You're so fat, you could sell shade."
- "A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand."
- "I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
